Once a hen belonging to Pakistani living on border laid an egg in Indian region.
The Indian quickly came and took it up. Pakistani came and claimed it. Indian said it was in his region so it belonged to him.
Then Pakistani said to him “See, instead of fighting we will do one thing. We will kick in each other`s stomach one by one. One who doesn`t yell in pain at all will get the egg”.
Indian agreed. Pakistani took first turn and ran from distance and kicked very hardly in Indian`s stomach.
“Ummmmm” Indian controlled his yell and said “Ok now it`s my turn…”
Pakistani said “Forget man, Why to fight for a simple egg. You take it as a gift from me!”